Saying, Jokes, etc.
Don't look for this place to be updated much but if I find something good I'll put it up here.
David Letterman’s Top 10 Reasons for Block Scheduling |
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| 10 | You have a longer lunch period. |
| 9 | You can start school later if you do not have a class first period. |
| 8 | You can leave school early if your classes are completed. |
| 7 | You can have 90 minute study halls. |
| 6 | It is easier to get on the honor roll. |
| 5 | If you do fail first semester, then you can repeat the course next semester. |
| 4 | You have more project grades for more parental participation. |
| 3 | You can work in groups more often and catch up with gossip. |
| 2 | You can do most of your homework in class. |
| 1 | A tired student can get 90 minutes of uninterrupted sleep. |
Song Parodies
The Thong Song - (Mom song remix)
The Real
Slim Shady - (Lady remix)
What's My Age
Again? - (Dog remix)